Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Unicorn Practice is Easy Part One: Note to Self

Hooray, the nice couple from Friday night gave me the go-ahead to write about them, but first here's some information I wish I'd had a few months ago:

How to Hit on a Couple:

1. Pick the cutest couple in the place.
2. Ask them if they have any advice for a new unicorn.
3. Flirt with them until they're doing stuff to me.

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